urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop LIES! demon_cop 2009-03-15T09:04:49Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop:5293 2009-03-15T09:04:49Z 2009-03-15T09:04:49Z i... have... been... lost... in... time... like... your... scott... bakula. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop:5074 2005-08-31T10:43:11Z 2005-08-31T10:43:11Z I... wish... I... could... be... more... like... you... people. I... wish... I... did... not... have... these... urges. but... one... cannot... fight... what... they... are. We...are...only...what...god...has...made...us. <br /><br />I... ate... a... baby... last... night. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop:4725 2005-03-17T00:31:33Z 2005-03-17T00:31:33Z I... am... going... to... go... on... tour... with... INXS. I... guess... I... am... the... new... lead... singer. I'll... be... gone... for... a... month. I... have... told <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_blood_freak' lj:user='blood_freak' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://blood-freak.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://blood-freak.livejournal.com/'><b>blood_freak</b></a></span>... to.. watch... my... pet... salamander. anyway... I... am... off... to... live... the... rock... and... roll... dream. See... you... later! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop:4510 2005-02-10T22:23:32Z 2005-02-10T22:25:25Z ABC - When...Smokey...Sings. Hello...everybody. Sorry...I've...been...away...for...so...long.but..I..have...a..good..excuse. <br /><br /><br />so..one night...<span class='ljuser ljuser-name_blood_freak' lj:user='blood_freak' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://blood-freak.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://blood-freak.livejournal.com/'><b>blood_freak</b></a></span>...and...<span class='ljuser ljuser-name_cwastrel' lj:user='cwastrel' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://cwastrel.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://cwastrel.livejournal.com/'><b>cwastrel</b></a></span>...and...<br />i...all...went...to...hooters. we... were... having... a... good... time... when... <br />i... went... out... to... have... a... smoke... and... i... was... hit... by... <br />a ...tranquilizer ...dart.i ...woke ...up ...in ...a ...cage ...in ...a ...Forrest <br />...and ...a ...man ...walked ...up ...to ...me ...and ...told ...me ...he ...was <br />...going ...to ...hunt ...me ...for sport. luckily ...i ...got ...away. it... takes <br />...a ...while ...to ...walk ...back ...home ...from ...New ...Zealand . just ...be ...careful <br />...and ...stay ...away ...from ...a ...guy ...who ...looks ...like ...Alan ...Thicke <br />...with ...a ...handlebar ...mustache. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop:4145 2004-11-01T00:45:28Z 2004-11-01T00:45:28Z it...is...the...one...day...that....you...humans...want...to...look...like...someone...like...me.<br /><br />it...also...reminds...me...of...a...era...when...i...respected...your...kind. when...you...used...to...worship...trees. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop:4002 2004-09-03T00:10:14Z 2004-09-03T00:10:14Z I... tire...of... all... of... the... human... whining... that... I... hear. It... is... so... repetitive... and.. annoying. you... all... moan... about... your... lives... and... think... each... of... your... pain... is... the... worst... thing... that... has... ever... happened... in... history. Why... must... you... all... take... pity... on... yourselves... so... frequently... and... so... unnecessarily? it... is... pathetic. Stop... your... bitching. enjoy... your... lives. Enjoy... them... when... you... can. because... sooner... or... later... I... will... eat... your... brain. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop:3760 2004-08-10T01:50:13Z 2004-08-10T01:50:13Z The...English...Beat what...does...love...feel...like? my...hope...is...that...it...feels...as...good...as...crushing...someone's...spine. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop:3481 2004-07-25T19:10:44Z 2004-07-25T19:11:09Z i...hung...out...with...my...friend...Herschell...the...<span class='ljuser ljuser-name_blood_freak' lj:user='blood_freak' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://blood-freak.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://blood-freak.livejournal.com/'><b>blood_freak</b></a></span>...last...night. he...took...me...to...a...screening...of...halloween. i...loved...it. it...was...a...touching...feel...good...movie. i...hope...they...stop...that...monster, Doctor...Loomis. poor...micheal...just...wanted...to...kill...humans. he...was...a...great...sympathetic...character. later...Herschell...and...i...tried...to...score...some...tail...but...i...guess...girls....don't...like...men...cursed...with...something...bestial. so...we...ended...up...eating...a...bus...full...of...nuns. it...was...a...fun...night. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop:3279 2004-07-17T20:03:43Z 2004-07-17T20:03:43Z duran....duran. <div align="center"><form name="quizform" target="_new" action="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=11183" method="post"><br /><table border="1" bordercolor="#000000" bgcolor="#90BED5" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"> <tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="083360"><a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=11183" target="_new" style="text-decoration: none;"><font style="color : #ffffff; 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border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://bloodfreak.livejournal.com/'><b>bloodfreak</b></a></span>. he...said...this...girl...would...be...perfect...for...me. so...i...was...waiting...for...her...at...applebees...and...i...saw...this...blonde...woman...walk...in...the...door...look...at...me...and...walk...right...out. i...understand...that...i...am...not...easy...to...look...at...but...deep...down...i...am...a...good...person. i...wish...that...some...day...someone...would...see..that. oh...and...after...the..."date"...i...broke...into...someone's...house...and...ate...their...cat. sorry. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop:1598 2004-06-05T23:21:58Z 2004-06-05T23:22:28Z <table width="250" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0"><tr><td bgcolor="black" align="center"><font style="color:white; font-size: 16pt;">demon_cop's LJ stalker is littlemisslucky!</font></td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white"><font style="color:black; font-size: 12pt;">littlemisslucky is stalking you because your LiveJournal is just SO damned interesting. They are also getting jiggy with your best friend!</td></tr></table><div align="center"><br /><br><form method="POST" action="http://www.go-quiz.com/stalker/stalker.php">LiveJournal Username:<input name="uname"><br><input type="submit" value="Who is your LJ Stalker Friend?"><br><br /></form><a href="http://www.go-quiz.com/stalker/stalker.php">LJ Stalker Finder</a><br>From <a href="http://www.go-quiz.com">Go-Quiz.com</a><br /><br />DO...NOT...GET...JIGGY...WITH...MY...BEST...FRIEND...LITTLEMISSLUCKY! the...only...people...that...stalk...me...are...cops...and...zoo..workers.</font></div> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop:1368 2004-06-03T02:47:43Z 2004-06-03T02:47:43Z i...was...taking...my...morning...constitutional...when...i...saw...three...soft...drink...cups...in...the...gutter.if...i...had...seen...the persons...who...did...this...the...would...have...been...blood...spilled. don't...people...know...there...is...a...law...against...littering? we...must...have...order. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop:1083 2004-06-01T21:27:21Z 2004-06-01T21:28:38Z the clash - police & thieves i...killed...a...kid...last...night.it's...not...the...first...time,it...won't...be...the...last.there...always...that...same...feeling...after...it...is...done. the...same...shame.but...i...won't...be...to...hard...on...myself, i...was...hungry. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop:982 2004-05-22T23:20:36Z 2004-05-23T00:07:34Z i...went...to...the...park...today. it...was...filled...with...animials. each...of...them...are...like...each...of...us, individual...unique...like...a...single...snow...flake. i...need...to...do...this...more...often. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:demon_cop:455 2004-05-21T23:56:51Z 2004-05-22T23:28:04Z me....singing. My...name.. is.. Demon cop. I... was...once... a... parole ... officer.... but ... then... I... was ... Injured.... In.... the....line... of ... duty. I... needed... a... blood ... transfusion ... but ... the ... blood... I... received ... was ... tainted, cursed.... by ... something ... bestial. I... don't ... like ... crime. I... don't.... like.... LIES! All... i.. Know ... is, that.. it.. is.. a.. crazy...life.<br /><br />oh...some... kid... made...a...video...of...me...singing. I...think...that..i...sound...pretty...good.<a href="http://stabthings.com/special/video/04/05/">here...is...the...link.</a>