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i... have... been... lost... in... time... like... your... scott... bakula.
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[31 Aug 2005|03:42am] |
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I... wish... I... could... be... more... like... you... people. I... wish... I... did... not... have... these... urges. but... one... cannot... fight... what... they... are. We...are...only...what...god...has...made...us.
I... ate... a... baby... last... night.
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[16 Mar 2005|04:31pm] |
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I... am... going... to... go... on... tour... with... INXS. I... guess... I... am... the... new... lead... singer. I'll... be... gone... for... a... month. I... have... told ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) blood_freak... to.. watch... my... pet... salamander. anyway... I... am... off... to... live... the... rock... and... roll... dream. See... you... later!
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| i...love...this...day. |
[31 Oct 2004|04:30pm] |
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it...is...the...one...day...that....you...humans...want...to...look...like...someone...like...me.
it...also...reminds...me...of...a...era...when...i...respected...your...kind. when...you...used...to...worship...trees.
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| you... sad... bags... of... flesh. |
[02 Sep 2004|05:08pm] |
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I... tire...of... all... of... the... human... whining... that... I... hear. It... is... so... repetitive... and.. annoying. you... all... moan... about... your... lives... and... think... each... of... your... pain... is... the... worst... thing... that... has... ever... happened... in... history. Why... must... you... all... take... pity... on... yourselves... so... frequently... and... so... unnecessarily? it... is... pathetic. Stop... your... bitching. enjoy... your... lives. Enjoy... them... when... you... can. because... sooner... or... later... I... will... eat... your... brain.
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| i...need...to...know.... |
[09 Aug 2004|06:48pm] |
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The...English...Beat |
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what...does...love...feel...like? my...hope...is...that...it...feels...as...good...as...crushing...someone's...spine.
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| i...love...my...friends. |
[25 Jul 2004|12:00pm] |
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i...hung...out...with...my...friend...Herschell...the...blood_freak...last...night. he...took...me...to...a...screening...of...halloween. i...loved...it. it...was...a...touching...feel...good...movie. i...hope...they...stop...that...monster, Doctor...Loomis. poor...micheal...just...wanted...to...kill...humans. he...was...a...great...sympathetic...character. later...Herschell...and...i...tried...to...score...some...tail...but...i...guess...girls....don't...like...men...cursed...with...something...bestial. so...we...ended...up...eating...a...bus...full...of...nuns. it...was...a...fun...night.
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| someone...told...me...to...shake...what...my...mama...gave...me. |
[16 Jul 2004|02:44pm] |
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when...i...woke...this...morning...i...saw...a...butterfly...dancing...around...my...window. it...sang...to...me...of...blue...skies...and...green....fields. it...told...me...that...i...was...a...good...demon..cop...and...that...i...should...start...to...pray...to...someone...named...jesus.
that...is...the...last...time...i...eat...a..junkie.
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| i...was...so...drunk. |
[15 Jul 2004|09:47pm] |
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i...not...sure...but...i...might...have...had...sex...with...and...then...eaten...a...warthog...last...night.
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| damn...everyone. |
[22 Jun 2004|05:50pm] |
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i...hate...all...humans. you...are...nothing...but...careless...creatures...of...pain. you...all...speak...LIES! i...wish...your...flesh...was...not...so...delicious.
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| i...don't...think...sometimes. |
[17 Jun 2004|03:48pm] |
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grand...funk...railroad. |
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i...went...on...a...date...with...a...pretty...girl...last...night. it...was...a...blind...date. it...was...set...up...by...my...good...friend...bloodfreak. he...said...this...girl...would...be...perfect...for...me. so...i...was...waiting...for...her...at...applebees...and...i...saw...this...blonde...woman...walk...in...the...door...look...at...me...and...walk...right...out. i...understand...that...i...am...not...easy...to...look...at...but...deep...down...i...am...a...good...person. i...wish...that...some...day...someone...would...see..that. oh...and...after...the..."date"...i...broke...into...someone's...house...and...ate...their...cat. sorry.
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[05 Jun 2004|04:18pm] |
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| demon_cop's LJ stalker is littlemisslucky! | | littlemisslucky is stalking you because your LiveJournal is just SO damned interesting. They are also getting jiggy with your best friend! |
LJ Stalker FinderFrom Go-Quiz.comDO...NOT...GET...JIGGY...WITH...MY...BES T...FRIEND...LITTLEMISSLUCKY! the...only...people...that...stalk...me. ..are...cops...and...zoo..workers.
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| i...am...a...demon...but...i...am...also...a...cop. |
[02 Jun 2004|07:41pm] |
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i...was...taking...my...morning...constitutional...when...i...saw...three...soft...drink...cups...in...the...gutter.if...i...had...seen...the persons...who...did...this...the...would...have...been...blood...spilled. don't...people...know...there...is...a...law...against...littering? we...must...have...order.
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| it...makes...me...sad. |
[01 Jun 2004|02:25pm] |
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the clash - police & thieves |
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i...killed...a...kid...last...night.it's...not...the...first...time,it...won't...be...the...last.there...always...that...same...feeling...after...it...is...done. the...same...shame.but...i...won't...be...to...hard...on...myself, i...was...hungry.
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| it...is...a...pretty....day...today. |
[22 May 2004|04:15pm] |
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i...went...to...the...park...today. it...was...filled...with...animials. each...of...them...are...like...each...of...us, individual...unique...like...a...single...snow...flake. i...need...to...do...this...more...often.
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| this...is...my...first...post. |
[21 May 2004|04:54pm] |
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me....singing. |
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My...name.. is.. Demon cop. I... was...once... a... parole ... officer.... but ... then... I... was ... Injured.... In.... the....line... of ... duty. I... needed... a... blood ... transfusion ... but ... the ... blood... I... received ... was ... tainted, cursed.... by ... something ... bestial. I... don't ... like ... crime. I... don't.... like.... LIES! All... i.. Know ... is, that.. it.. is.. a.. crazy...life.
oh...some... kid... made...a...video...of...me...singing. I...think...that..i...sound...pretty...good.here...is...the...link.
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